1. My uncle once: Showed humility (no not really)
2. Never in my life: I have never swam with a Dolphin
3. When I was five: I was world Dolphin catching champion
4. High school was: a poor musical
5. I will never forget: The day my wife asked me to marry her
6. Once I met: Patrick Kisnorbo, well actually I sat a couple of seats away from him and didn’t say hello
7. There’s this girl I know: Who blogs for a living
8. Once, at a bar: I drank lots of wine, whilst listing to yanks witter
9. By noon, I’m usually: Thinking about breakfast, or remembering I poured the milk out and it now warm
10. Last night: I did a Cindy Lauper
11. If only I had: Two hearts and a blue box that could take me backwards and forwards in time and reality
12. Next time I go to church: I will be an unhappy tourist
13. What worries me most: is the amount of poo a seagull can generate
14. When I turn my head left I see: my wife
15. When I turn my head right I see: a book case, with biographies on it
16. You know I’m lying when: I say I don’t mind losing
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: That night of fireworks, they were the best fireworks ever, no really, you will never see anything that good
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: The merchant of Venice, cos I like the place
19. By this time next year: I will almost be middle aged
20. A better name for me would be: God, Mr God or your Godness
21. I have a hard time understanding: why the other god lets things happen
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: I will not have to install SIMS
23. You know I like you if: I answer your text messages
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: my wife, my mum, my sister, my dad, my granny and all those small people I walked over to get there
25. Take my advice, never: Believe a word RKC says
26. My ideal breakfast is: Water, and poached eggs on buttered toast, that’s buttered toast you stupid Pole!
27. A song I love but do not have is: Nothing, if I like it, I itune it, like Happiness
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: don’t go no the pier with anything flammable
29. Why won’t people: do what I tell them, when I tell them, I did not give them free will to make stupid decisions!
30. If you spend a night at my house: You will get colour co-ordinated towels
31. I’d stop my wedding for: a tissue, as unless someone says ‘chicken song’ to me cos Ill be crying
32. The world could do without: America
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of two cockroaches
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: my wife
35. Paper clips are more useful than: most Microsoft help files
36. If I do anything well it’s: everything, especially modesty
37. I can’t help but: thinking there is more than Ikea
38. I usually cry: at the drop of a dramatic hat
39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: is enjoy life early the planet will be dead before you are 50!
40. And by the way: In a galaxy far, far away there is a money grabbing beardy bloke, who decided that 3 films were not enough to trash a franchise, so he made a cartoon!
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